yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Come see our sink grown plant.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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