She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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