remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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