Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't deserve a penis
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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