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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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