I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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