I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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