have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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