so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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