They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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