Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
love makes seman taste better
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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