Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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