Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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