Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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