I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize