and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My vagina just clenched in fear
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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