1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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