I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
where am i from again
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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