He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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How does one acquire holy water?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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