he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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