there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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