like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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