I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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