Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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