So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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