I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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