I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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