I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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