Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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