why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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