Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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