i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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