There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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