you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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