Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
do nipples grow back?
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