ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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