The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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