have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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