I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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