just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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