the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My cat gives me a boner
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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