You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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