I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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