party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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