i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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