I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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