Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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