I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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