Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We need to get me chipped asap
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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