we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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